When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite, complete with Jacuzzi. As they “oohed” and “aahed” the old man asked St. Peter how much all this was going to cost.

“It’s free,” St. Peter replied. “Remember, this is Heaven.”

Next they went out back to see the championship golf course the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges every day, and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on Earth. The old man asked, “What are the green fees?”

“This is Heaven,” St. Peter replied. “You play for free.”

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. “How much to eat?” asked the old man.

“Don’t you understand yet?” St. Peter asked. “This is Heaven. It’s free!”

“Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol foods?” the old man asked timidly.

“That’s the best part. You can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven.”

The old man looked at his wife and said, “You and your #@!%&~ bran muffins. I could have been here ten years ago!”

Two of the ship’s owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!

A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.

“What?!” the owners exclaimed. “He hardly did anything!”
So they wrote the old man a note saying, “Please send us an itemized bill.”

The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer………………….. $ 2.00

Knowing where to tap…………………….. $ 9,998.00

Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference! .

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Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because  UTI bank is now Axis bank.

In the temple premises, he saw a sculptor making an idol of God.

Suddenly he saw, just a few meters away, another identical idol was lying.

Surprised he asked the sculptor, do you need two statutes of the same

idol.  No said the sculptor.

We need only one, but the first one got damaged at the last stage.

The gentleman examined the statue.

No apparent damage was visible.

Where the damage is asked the gentleman.

There is a scratch on the nose of the idol.

Where are you going to keep the idol?

The sculptor replied that it will be installed on a pillar 20 feet high.

When the idol will be 20 feet away from the eyes of the beholder, who

is going to know that there is scratch on the nose? The gentleman

asked.

The sculptor looked at the gentleman, smiled and said, “The God knows

it and I know it “.

The desire to excel should be exclusive of the fact whether someone

appreciates it or not.

Excellence is a drive from Inside not Outside.

AUR JO HAAR TE HAAR TE JEET JATA HAI WO HAI APPNA “JOGINDER “

Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free
house and has a
lot of money to spend  .

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Hamid
asks Ahmed how he
manages to bring home a suitcase full of $20
bills every day.

Ahmed  says, Look at your sign, . It says, “I
have no work,  a wife and six kids to support.”

Whites who see that do not feel as if they have
accomplished
anything by giving you money.

You will still have no job and a large family.

Now look at my sign.”

So Hamid looks and Ahmed ’s sign reads:
“I only need another $20 to move back
to Pakistan”